Saturday, February 4, 2012

How can I force Mr. God to give me quiet wives and an Audi TT?

And a pair of calzones the size of Madagascar grapefruits.How can I force Mr. God to give me quiet wives and an Audi TT?Can I be one of your quiet wives?

I can't knit, sew or cook but I'm great in the sack.How can I force Mr. God to give me quiet wives and an Audi TT?
I'm gonna go geek on this one.

1.Ensnare the moon with at least 4 ship anker like spear heads.

2.Ask Mr. god to spank you.

3.Hold on to something it's going to be a bumpy ride.

$.Ransom and hold the world by it's tectonic plates.

5.Giggle like a little school girl.How can I force Mr. God to give me quiet wives and an Audi TT?Dunno, dude. I'm still trying to get the Big Guy to give me a Wiesmann GT MF5How can I force Mr. God to give me quiet wives and an Audi TT?
As a great philosopher once said, "there's nothing that can't be solved with a hot cup of tea and a shotgun".

And stop equating body parts with food. I'm really hungry now, and my raisins are sad.How can I force Mr. God to give me quiet wives and an Audi TT?Sleazians 6:13 "Wives with small mouths are a mixed blessing."How can I force Mr. God to give me quiet wives and an Audi TT?
....applications to the proper fraternal orders,may help somewhat.......like mindedness and all.........but I doubt god will have any role in this venture.
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